Thursday, 18 January 2018

14 Fact you need to know


1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
 Ask Jesus about JudasπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
 think she definitely has a boyfriend!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
 whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if
 you
 do not send it to 20 peopleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
4. No matter how light skinned you are, your
 shadow will always be blackπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
 sign of Disrespect. # LOLZπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is
 about
 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
 years to
 complete their journey. On average each day
 they
 walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
 almost
 half of what Usain Bolt does in 5 seconds. I just wish Moses was around to explain this
 LazinessπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7. The reason why some other guys treat you better than your boyfriend is because they haven't slept with you yet.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
8. Some ladies will be matching purses with clothes But cannot match babies to their real Daddies # WINKS *πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
9. MARY was a virgin and she married a
 carpenter
 (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
 waiting
 for a billionaire to marry you?
 I will not say anything😳
10. No African girl will choose six packs over
 six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
😑😑

11. If the government would ban women from
 using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise
 their
 mothersπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
12. The only person a woman attentively
 listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
 as he say is a
 PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a
 photographer,
 sit down and be strongπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
13. You haven't moved on if you still remember
 your Ex's phone number. I'm not gonna argue
 with you.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
14. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
 you want to lose again...
 Your life?

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